Today somebody told me they didn’t like music. I asked them, “So you don’t have a favorite band or style of music that you like?” No, they just didn’t like music in general. No music for this person! I have never heard anything like this before in my life. Nuns like music… deaf people try and enjoy music. I mean, you don’t have to be a fucking Deadhead or hardcore enough to withstand the many criticisms you will hear as an ICP or Nickelback fan, but the idea of not enjoying pleasant melodies or sounds through your ear drums just absolutely amazes me. I then asked him if he wanted to join my band that I was just starting up. He said his father died from a heart attack while playing the piano and mother died in a tragic car accident on the way to a violin rehearsal. I told him if he was going to be in my band he would have to leave the drama at the door. He agreed. Anyway, we play this Friday at the Vine, debuting our new album called, “I Don’t Like Music”. Mention “dead parents” at the door to get half off the door charge. Also 2 for 1 drinks, so that’s pretty cool.