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Donald Trump Starts Charity That Gives Socks To Homeless People

Donald Trump Sock It Forward
WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) — President Donald Trump held a press conference this morning to announce a charity that he is starting which provides homeless men and women with brand new socks. "Today I'm proud to announce my new charity Sock It Forward, it's great, it's the best charity ever," Trump told reporters. "I see these people without homes out there...

Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Cancelling Saturday Night Live

Donald Trump signed an Executive Order canceling Saturday Night Live
WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) — Today President Donald Trump made what could very well prove to be the most controversial move of his presidency by signing Executive Order 14838, which cancels the television show Saturday Night Live, or SNL. Under the new order, it is now illegal for any private or federally funded agency to air or show footage of...

Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Allowing The Hunting Of Bald Eagles

Donald Trump legalizes the hunting of bald eagles
WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) — Today President Donald Trump made what could very well prove to be the most controversial move of his presidency by signing Executive Order 14841, which allows the hunting of bald eagles. Speaking at a White House Press Conference today, Trump explained his decision for making the hunting of the bald eagle legal. "There's nothing more American and...

Christian Girl Auctions Off Virginity For Church Repairs; Church Then Bans Her For Life

20-year-old Hannah Schaefer auctions off virginity
ST. GEORGE, UTAH (AP) — When the St. George Christian Church asked its members for donations to help fix a leaking roof, one of their followers dug deeper than others. 20-year-old, unemployed college student, Hannah Schaefer, had been attending the church regularly since the age of 9 and wanted to help the church that she felt had helped her in...

Donald Trump Speaking About WW3: “This War Is Going To Be So Great, The Best Thing Ever!”

Donald Trump WW3
Instead of figuring out the best way to bomb Syria and North Korea, and building another U.S. Embassy the size of the Vatican in Kazakhstan, maybe figure out the best way of helping the people in America who are one paycheck away from being homeless. Fun fact: Did you know that socks are the least donated item to homeless shelters...

Dear Public Education K-12, (This is why you are horrible)

public education is a waste of time
Dear Public Education K-12, Why did you waste so much of my life, tax payer money and provide me with such a weak education to deal with the real problems that I have to deal with on a daily basis? Instead of teaching me things like Trigonometry and the periodic symbol for Tallurium, teach me how to do my taxes...

Diamond Chambers & Associates And Marilyn Wilson Do Not Exist – They Are A Scam To Take Your Money

Diamond Chambers & Associates and Mrs. Marilyn Wilson and the WILSON'S FOUNDATION are a scam.
There is no sick women in the hospital named Marilyn Wilson trying to give you millions of dollars. Diamond Chambers & Associates does not exist. They are characters part of a scam meant to take thousands of dollars from you. They will lure you in with "GOD" and "trusting you". Then in order to get those millions of dollars released...

7 Steps to Becoming a Good Kisser

How to become good at kissing
Romantic relationships are unimaginable without kisses. But does anyone know how to make kisses special? A poorly given kiss can ruin the entire chemistry between new lovers. We prepared some essential tips that will help you avoid such a disaster. Besides, you will see what kisses you must definitely try with your sweetheart! Try this techniques which were given...

If Your First Name Starts With An “S” And Your Last Name Starts With An “H”

How do you think this great man would feel when you refer to African Americans as "niggers"? What do you think he would think of your support of Donald Trump or your cunt books? How you've isolated yourself from family and friends and blamed all your problems on everyone except yourself? Never stopping to question if you are at fault in...

Today is 4/20, a celebrated day by potheads all around the world, and is a perfect example of why marijuana needs to stay illegal

Marijuana illegal 420
Today is 4/20, a celebrated day that potheads all around the world rejoice, and is a perfect example of why marijuana needs to stay illegal and the criminals who peddle this rotten stuff need to stay incarcerated. Every year hundreds of thousands of innocent children die from injecting deadly strains of homosexual strains of reefer. The marijuana is synthesized...