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Donald Trump Speaking About WW3: “This War Is Going To Be So Great, The Best Thing Ever!”

Donald Trump WW3
Instead of figuring out the best way to bomb Syria and North Korea, and building another U.S. Embassy the size of the Vatican in Kazakhstan, maybe figure out the best way of helping the people in America who are one paycheck away from being homeless. Fun fact: Did you know that socks are the least donated item to homeless shelters...

Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Allowing The Hunting Of Bald Eagles

Donald Trump legalizes the hunting of bald eagles
WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) — Today President Donald Trump made what could very well prove to be the most controversial move of his presidency by signing Executive Order 14841, which allows the hunting of bald eagles. Speaking at a White House Press Conference today, Trump explained his decision for making the hunting of the bald eagle legal. "There's nothing more American and...

Sean Spicer Made The Right Move By Getting Out Of The Way Of Our Great Führer

Sean Spicer
Sean Spicer, White House press secretary, quit today because he just didn't understand the greatness of Trump's plan for total eradication of the non-normals in this country. Is a shame. He could have been in charge of probably one of the best labor camps out there soon to come. But he questioned our great Führer and one of his...

Paul Ryan: “Donald Trump Plans To Resign From Office Within The Next 30 Days”

Donald Trump to resign
WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) — At a press conference early this morning, House Speaker Paul Ryan announced news of a presidential resignation happening within the next 30 days. "Donald Trump plans to step down as President of the United States and resign from office within the next 30 days," Ryan told reporters. "Amid the fury of scandals with Russia, the growing...

I Don’t Like Music

I don't like music
Today somebody told me they didn't like music. I asked them, "So you don't have a favorite band or style of music that you like?" No, they just didn't like music in general. No music for this person! I have never heard anything like this before in my life. Nuns like music... deaf people try and enjoy music. I...

My Horse

May your day be wonderful
You create your own reality. Your reality is different than everyone else's reality. I think there is a general consensus of a common reality for everyone on planet Earth regardless of your mental state. Those people out there who do not understand your life or what you are doing, just need perspective. To show them perspective, it is a...

Donald Trump’s First Re-election Fundraiser Is A Success

Donald Trump $100,000 plate fundraiser
WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) — Although there is still plenty of time left before the next presidential election in the United States, current President, Donald Trump, has set the wheels in motion with his first re-election fundraiser. The president used none other than his own Trump Hotel as the venue for the fundraiser, which took place over the weekend. The...

I Write Fake News by Paul Horner

I write fake news by Paul Horner
Paul Horner, political activist, writer, performance artist, hoax artist, satirist, comedian, and fake news extraordinaire, takes you on a ride of self discovery and education about the way we as a society gather and dissect our news today. Horner tells the story of his favorite 20 articles that broke the Internet over the last 10 years; why he wrote...

About The St. George Gazette

The staff and employees for the St. George Gazette
The St. George Gazette website and media organization was formed November 5th, 2003 and employees over 250 journalists, ad personnel, receptionists and other such employees. They are based out of St. George, Utah and have been a pillar of their community reporting local news and world news. They also operate such legitimate charities as Sock It Forward, which give...

Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Making It Illegal To Say The Word “Russia”

Donald Trump makes using the word Russia illegal
WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) — Today President Donald Trump made what could very well prove to be the most controversial move of his presidency by signing Executive Order 14938, which makes using the word 'Russia' illegal. Under the new order, it is now illegal for any private citizen to use the word Russia, whether it be written, spoken or used...
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